January 2012
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Knope 2012: Leslie's most important issues
More dog parks Senior citizens rights Safe streets Safe sidewalks Better schools Lower taxes Better parks Better business climate Better Better Business Bureau Cleaner streets Improve greenways More snow plows Protecting Pawneeans Improving tourism More trash cans Energy-efficient street lights Westside Detoxification and Revitalization Project Repaving Grand Avenue More...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Diabetic Paula Deen Not Giving Up Butter →
But butter is leaving her, claiming “Eh, I need a change of scene.”
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Playoff Thoughts
Week 17 did a number on the world. Happy New Year everyone, let’s try to make sense of the NFL Playoffs in this young year. The Giants defeated the Cowboys for the NFC East championship and the conference’s #4 seed in the playoffs. I can’t think of any QBs other than Rodgers, Brees and Brady that could outlast Eli Manning right now. And that’s just 1st-3rd quarter Eli...
Jan 2nd
Victor Cruz is the best half-Russian, half Dominican football player I’ve ever seen
Jan 2nd
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2011: The prime-numbered year of years - Thank god Harold Camping was wrong (twice) or else I wouldn’t be… http://t.co/EqVEZXpk
Jan 1st
December 2011
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2011: The prime-numbered year of years
Thank god Harold Camping was wrong (twice) or else I wouldn’t be here telling you what the highlights—and lowlights—of 2011 were. Dictatorial Death of the Year: Kim Jong-Il? Nah. Osama? No-sama. Gaddhafi? Nope. The most notable despot that died in 2011 was Gustavo Fring. I don’t care if he wasn’t a real person. I’ll take a guy whose face gets half blown off,...
Dec 31st
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Brees seems like one of the best guys in sports. Then again, I don’t know anyone in sports. But good for him
Dec 27th
Video: Lest you forgot about TV’s best bromance, let it warm your heart this Christmas. Have a Merry one! http://t.co/iDyqgEj4
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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RT @itsdanoc: Plans for the new @BUPipeDream website - http://t.co/K1NFPJec
Dec 24th
Events that happen in December must feel so dejected that they’re always getting excluded from year-end lists
Dec 22nd
Some perks you can get for buying a minority share in the New York Mets | NY Times - Here are some perks I’d… http://t.co/FEO6ixJc
Dec 21st
Some perks you can get for buying a minority share... →
Here are some perks I’d like to see if I’m forking over 20 million bones to the Metropolitans: Free, immediate supply of Shake Shack cuisine. The best part about Citi Field and the Mets game experience is Shake Shack. The worst part about it, besides the awful game you are bound to see, is the Shake Shack price and line. My generous investment in the team should grant me quick,...
Dec 21st
Bearcats @ Hofstra. Why do I do these things to myself? #0-7 http://t.co/r0HTdFwD
Dec 18th
THE OVERCAST: Tom, Marty come to terms with real identites - binghamtonovercast: http://t.co/nU1lNQpZ
Dec 17th
THE OVERCAST: Tom, Marty come to terms with real... →
binghamtonovercast: When the public asked Tom and Marty to account for themselves and reveal their full names, their worst nightmares came true. And no, they weren’t dreaming. Every State Street night has become a dreaded anti-spectacle for Tom and Marty, or Tom Hitler and Martin bin Laden, as they are now known. …
Dec 17th
“Thanks again for giving me 5 dollars. I bought 3 cokes with it.” - Louis C.K. http://t.co/WvwjbUNX
Dec 16th
“Thanks again for giving me 5 dollars. I bought 3 cokes with it.”
– Louis C.K.
Dec 15th
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Louis C.K. on Fresh Air is a good time
Dec 15th
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THE OVERCAST: With options running low, Macon to... →
binghamtonovercast: The 0-7 men’s basketball team isn’t making much headway this season and Coach Mark Macon knows it. With fewer options to turn to on his bench, he is starting a potato this Saturday at Hofstra. “I think the potato can bring a lot to the table,” Macon said. “He has good ball-handling skills and…
Dec 13th
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BREAKING: God, not John Fox, giving Tebow plays via helmet radio
Dec 12th
EPA sounds alarm on fracking in Wyoming - Dec. 9, 2011 http://t.co/kW5H8OpT
Dec 10th
Dec 8th
The Day OC3 Fucked Us All
47. I woke up to 47 new emails. I’m not that popular, am I? I quickly gathered myself, put on my best pair of slippers, brushed all 28 of my teeth, tousled my bedhead just the way I like it and returned back to my computer. 47 emails? In nine hours? From 2 a.m. to 11 a.m.? In this economy? Opening my inbox this time was going to be a momentous occasion and I wanted to give it its proper...
Dec 6th
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Clyde’s vocabulary, D’Antoni’s mustache on the trading block as Knicks pursue Chris Paul - NEW YORK — On the… http://t.co/R95sk7gU
Dec 2nd
Clyde's vocabulary, D'Antoni's mustache on the...
NEW YORK — On the heels of a post-lockout market frenzy, the Knicks are poised to do whatever it takes to sign Chris Paul, just don’t expect Walt Frazier to be so enthused. Team owner James Dolan said Thursday that the Knicks front office will be “Wheeling and dealing whatever it takes to sign Chris Paul,” but that he might not be able to ever use the phrase...
Dec 1st
“Fuck this shit, I’m going to work on The West Wing”
– Aaron Sorkin, re: the thoughts that must’ve been going through his head when he was writing the last few episodes of Sports Night
Dec 1st
Magrath passes the torch to Stenger by installing his hat-hand http://t.co/zxNcjanc
Dec 1st
November 2011
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Harvey G. Stenger, Jr. -- 4.6
Check it, Binghamton University’s new president was apparently a baller professor. His scores from Lehigh. His scores from Buffalo. But do his ratings warrant a 500K/year salary? I guess as long as it’s not coming out of my pock—wait…nevermind.
Nov 28th
Photo: San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak did just about the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen from a player… http://t.co/Sgf1FgjW
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
What am I thankful for? - The fact that I am no longer watching “Immortals” Herman Cain Pipe Dream, and by… http://t.co/GheYa6Ad
Nov 25th
What am I thankful for?
The fact that I am no longer watching “Immortals” Herman Cain Pipe Dream, and by proxy, having no friends Spooks, goofs, spoofs and The Binghamton Crosbys The Farfaglias Jerry Sandusky jokes That guy who rides his scooter around Oak/Gerard/Front USA Tomorrow Wonderful girlfriends Soul patches
Nov 24th
CBS to viewers: Wake the fuck up - NEW YORK — This weekend’s moving and shifting over at last place NBC… http://t.co/rR7vC53e
Nov 17th
CBS to viewers: Wake the fuck up
NEW YORK — This weekend’s moving and shifting over at last place NBC inspired first place CBS to do some soul-searching of their own, asking their viewers to stop making them the most watched network on television. After NBC pulled critically-acclaimed, but sparsely watched Community from their mid season rotation, CBS made an announcement of their own. “If everyone stopped...
Nov 16th
Check out the sexy-ass 3-page opinion spread in today’s @BUpipedream
Nov 16th
Nov 14th
“I understand the hierarchy in the locker room, but for me it’s in my DNA and in my genetics. If I see a…” http://t.co/zNesJoLC
Nov 12th
“I understand the hierarchy in the locker room, but for me it’s in my DNA...”
– Mark May, ESPN college football analyst Such admiration for Mark May.
Nov 12th
RT @PipeDreamSports: Sutton arrested on day of dismissal from Binghamton basketball - http://t.co/f4BKeAgX
Nov 12th
Photo: Updated. http://t.co/h5ug8G16
Nov 10th
Nov 9th
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Photo: I don’t know who’s in what class, but I do know that this game would be much more interesting if all… http://t.co/23ghOchc
Nov 8th
“I just don’t like to throw it to the other team. Don’t like to, never have” - Aaron Rogers http://t.co/G09lAaZA
Nov 7th