January 2012
9 posts
Knope 2012: Leslie's most important issues
More dog parks
Senior citizens rights
Safe streets
Safe sidewalks
Better schools
Lower taxes
Better parks
Better business climate
Better Better Business Bureau
Cleaner streets
Improve greenways
More snow plows
Protecting Pawneeans
Improving tourism
More trash cans
Energy-efficient street lights
Westside Detoxification and Revitalization Project
Repaving Grand Avenue
More...
Diabetic Paula Deen Not Giving Up Butter →
But butter is leaving her, claiming “Eh, I need a change of scene.”
Playoff Thoughts
Week 17 did a number on the world. Happy New Year everyone, let’s try to make sense of the NFL Playoffs in this young year.
The Giants defeated the Cowboys for the NFC East championship and the conference’s #4 seed in the playoffs. I can’t think of any QBs other than Rodgers, Brees and Brady that could outlast Eli Manning right now. And that’s just 1st-3rd quarter Eli...
Victor Cruz is the best half-Russian, half Dominican football player I’ve ever seen
2011: The prime-numbered year of years - Thank god Harold Camping was wrong (twice) or else I wouldn’t be… http://t.co/EqVEZXpk
December 2011
22 posts
2011: The prime-numbered year of years
Thank god Harold Camping was wrong (twice) or else I wouldn’t be here telling you what the highlights—and lowlights—of 2011 were.
Dictatorial Death of the Year: Kim Jong-Il? Nah. Osama? No-sama. Gaddhafi? Nope. The most notable despot that died in 2011 was Gustavo Fring. I don’t care if he wasn’t a real person. I’ll take a guy whose face gets half blown off,...
Brees seems like one of the best guys in sports. Then again, I don’t know anyone in sports. But good for him
Video: Lest you forgot about TV’s best bromance, let it warm your heart this Christmas. Have a Merry one! http://t.co/iDyqgEj4
RT @itsdanoc: Plans for the new @BUPipeDream website - http://t.co/K1NFPJec
Events that happen in December must feel so dejected that they’re always getting excluded from year-end lists
Some perks you can get for buying a minority share in the New York Mets | NY Times - Here are some perks I’d… http://t.co/FEO6ixJc
Some perks you can get for buying a minority share... →
Here are some perks I’d like to see if I’m forking over 20 million bones to the Metropolitans:
Free, immediate supply of Shake Shack cuisine. The best part about Citi Field and the Mets game experience is Shake Shack. The worst part about it, besides the awful game you are bound to see, is the Shake Shack price and line. My generous investment in the team should grant me quick,...
Bearcats @ Hofstra. Why do I do these things to myself? #0-7 http://t.co/r0HTdFwD
THE OVERCAST: Tom, Marty come to terms with real identites - binghamtonovercast: http://t.co/nU1lNQpZ
THE OVERCAST: Tom, Marty come to terms with real... →
binghamtonovercast:
When the public asked Tom and Marty to account for themselves and reveal their full names, their worst nightmares came true. And no, they weren’t dreaming.
Every State Street night has become a dreaded anti-spectacle for Tom and Marty, or Tom Hitler and Martin bin Laden, as they are now known.
…
“Thanks again for giving me 5 dollars. I bought 3 cokes with it.” - Louis C.K. http://t.co/WvwjbUNX
Thanks again for giving me 5 dollars. I bought 3 cokes with it.
– Louis C.K.
Louis C.K. on Fresh Air is a good time
THE OVERCAST: With options running low, Macon to... →
binghamtonovercast:
The 0-7 men’s basketball team isn’t making much headway this season and Coach Mark Macon knows it. With fewer options to turn to on his bench, he is starting a potato this Saturday at Hofstra.
“I think the potato can bring a lot to the table,” Macon said. “He has good ball-handling skills and…
BREAKING: God, not John Fox, giving Tebow plays via helmet radio
EPA sounds alarm on fracking in Wyoming - Dec. 9, 2011 http://t.co/kW5H8OpT
The Day OC3 Fucked Us All
47. I woke up to 47 new emails. I’m not that popular, am I? I quickly gathered myself, put on my best pair of slippers, brushed all 28 of my teeth, tousled my bedhead just the way I like it and returned back to my computer. 47 emails? In nine hours? From 2 a.m. to 11 a.m.? In this economy? Opening my inbox this time was going to be a momentous occasion and I wanted to give it its proper...
Clyde’s vocabulary, D’Antoni’s mustache on the trading block as Knicks pursue Chris Paul - NEW YORK — On the… http://t.co/R95sk7gU
Clyde's vocabulary, D'Antoni's mustache on the...
NEW YORK — On the heels of a post-lockout market frenzy, the Knicks are poised to do whatever it takes to sign Chris Paul, just don’t expect Walt Frazier to be so enthused.
Team owner James Dolan said Thursday that the Knicks front office will be “Wheeling and dealing whatever it takes to sign Chris Paul,” but that he might not be able to ever use the phrase...
Fuck this shit, I’m going to work on The West Wing
– Aaron Sorkin, re: the thoughts that must’ve been going through his head when he was writing the last few episodes of Sports Night
Magrath passes the torch to Stenger by installing his hat-hand http://t.co/zxNcjanc
November 2011
29 posts
Harvey G. Stenger, Jr. -- 4.6
Check it, Binghamton University’s new president was apparently a baller professor.
His scores from Lehigh. His scores from Buffalo.
But do his ratings warrant a 500K/year salary? I guess as long as it’s not coming out of my pock—wait…nevermind.
Photo: San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak did just about the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen from a player… http://t.co/Sgf1FgjW
What am I thankful for? - The fact that I am no longer watching “Immortals” Herman Cain Pipe Dream, and by… http://t.co/GheYa6Ad
What am I thankful for?
The fact that I am no longer watching “Immortals”
Herman Cain
Pipe Dream, and by proxy, having no friends
Spooks, goofs, spoofs and The Binghamton Crosbys
The Farfaglias
Jerry Sandusky jokes
That guy who rides his scooter around Oak/Gerard/Front
USA Tomorrow
Wonderful girlfriends
Soul patches
CBS to viewers: Wake the fuck up - NEW YORK — This weekend’s moving and shifting over at last place NBC… http://t.co/rR7vC53e
CBS to viewers: Wake the fuck up
NEW YORK — This weekend’s moving and shifting over at last place NBC inspired first place CBS to do some soul-searching of their own, asking their viewers to stop making them the most watched network on television.
After NBC pulled critically-acclaimed, but sparsely watched Community from their mid season rotation, CBS made an announcement of their own.
“If everyone stopped...
Check out the sexy-ass 3-page opinion spread in today’s @BUpipedream
“I understand the hierarchy in the locker room, but for me it’s in my DNA and in my genetics. If I see a…” http://t.co/zNesJoLC
I understand the hierarchy in the locker room, but for me it’s in my DNA...
– Mark May, ESPN college football analyst
Such admiration for Mark May.
RT @PipeDreamSports: Sutton arrested on day of dismissal from Binghamton basketball - http://t.co/f4BKeAgX
Photo: Updated. http://t.co/h5ug8G16
Photo: I don’t know who’s in what class, but I do know that this game would be much more interesting if all… http://t.co/23ghOchc
“I just don’t like to throw it to the other team. Don’t like to, never have” - Aaron Rogers http://t.co/G09lAaZA